Jersey Monday: Dwyane Wade

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No, wait. I need to comment here. Ya know what Miami?


Look, f*ck you. 

F*ck the plane you flew in on.

F*ck them shoes.
F*ck the socks with the swoosh on them.
F*ck yo weak ass South Beach accent.
F*ck them cheap ass cigars.
F*ck yo yuck mouth teeth.
F*ck yo bald head .
F*ck yo chocolate.
F*ck Pat Riley.
F*ck Mickey Arison
F*ck Chris Bosh
This is Cleveland.
My head coach is black and my alt jersey is blue.

Now get the f*ck out my hotel room.

And if i see you in the street, I'm slapping the shit out you.


(Yes, I'm still bitter about The Decision, even if I do already own a D-Wade jersey that I bought like 3 years ago. And if you don't get the Riley Freeman reference, just watch this video. Hell, even if you do get it, watch the video again. It's that funny.)

Jersey Monday will continue every Monday until I run out of jerseys to spotlight. And since I’ve got more than 150 of them, that could be awhile.