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LOLz, OK so I know I'm not that big, but I mean, like, all the CUTEST clothes don't come in my size.
So starting right now (well, not like, really, like right now, cause like I gotta go to sleep and junk) I'm totally going on a diet. For realz. I should so try whatever Kourtney Kardashian did, cause she is looking SO GOOD! I mean, did you SEE her new cover? She looks AMAZING in a bikini. I mean, we're only like a month away from bikini season here, and I can't even come close to pulling one off. Well, I can "pull one off" if you get enough liqour in mean, if you know what I mean :) OMG, I 'm so BAD!
Maybe I should try being a vegan. I mean, if it's good enough for Zooey Deschanel and Natalie Portman and Alanis Morrisette (remember "You Oughta Know"? That song ROCKED!), then it could totally work for me, right? This girl does it, and she's like way hot! I could SO own that look.
OK, for realzies, I'm totally going to sleep now. Gotta get my beauty sleep.
Hugs and Kisses everyone! XOXOXO!