And you doubted me...

You thought I wasn't going to get the site updated by Monday but here it is. With new Versus and DGOW to boot!

And this has to be said, since I'm ranting about it in the apartment at this very moment. For those of you who thought that the ESPN NFL team of Mike Patrick, Joe Theismann and Paul Maguire was bad, the substitution of Pat Summerall for Patrick for the preseason is just an utter disaster. I think an entire quarter just went by without any play-by-play action being called. I know it's a preseason game, but I'd still like to know what's going on. My God this team is awful. I pray Mike Patrick gets better soon (actually, I hope for that out of the goodness of my heart, but also because I can't stand more of this Summerall-led craptasticness).

In better (at least for me) football news, Deion may be coming back. Sure, it could be with the Ravens, which means he'd have to commit two felonies to reach the team minimum, but he was my favorite player, so seeing him come back would be awesome.

Got my first look at the new Bengals jerseys and I have to say I'm not a fan. The stripe down the side is white, which is very jarring with the black body and the orange sleeves. They look like rejected CFL jerseys. Well, that's the Bengals for you.

Oh, for those of you who know me and know my place, we're having the apartment warming party on the 29th after the store meeting. Check Pooz's web site for details.

Stay smart... vacuum dirt. (Yes, that's the new sign-off line for now. It's from the latest Strong Bad e-mail. I'll try to come up with something better soon, but Pooz wouldn't be happy if I left the Usher line up there).